💸 “Trillionaire Boys Club: Musk’s a member & the president (kinda)”
Elon, the Tony Starks (Iron Man) of our Multiverse.
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Sept 6, 2025
💸 “Trillionaire Boys Club: Musk’s a member & the president (kinda)”
Tesla’s board just dropped a compensation package so wild it makes Monopoly money look modest. If Elon Musk hits a series of sci-fi-level milestones—including deploying a million robotaxis and humanoid bots—he could become the world’s first trillionaire.
The math? Musk would need to rocket Tesla’s market cap from $1.1 trillion to a jaw-dropping $8.5 trillion. That’s more than Meta, Microsoft, and Alphabet combined. If he pulls it off, he’ll snag 423 million new shares and lock in a net worth north of $1 trillion.
But this isn’t just a golden parachute—it’s a 10-year tether. Musk has to stay strapped to Tesla for a decade, hit every benchmark, and survive shareholder scrutiny. The vote’s set for November 6, and if approved, it’ll redefine what “executive compensation” even means.
Critics say the targets are borderline impossible. Tesla’s sales are slumping, its lineup is aging, and competition from Chinese EVs is eating into global market share. Still, Musk has a history of turning moonshots into headlines—and this one’s got the whole galaxy watching.
Original Source: “Elon Musk could be crowned the world's first trillionaire” (Story by NBC NEWS)
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Final Thoughts: I mean, what more could be said - love him or hate him (like those incels spamming his twitter X account with hate memes right now), Elon wants all the smoke and has the money to keep the competition at bay. I wonder how Trump feels about this? Will the two ever rekindle their bromance? Will Piccolo leave Gohan in his will and testament when he dies (again)? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
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