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FAQ
Before you start poking around…
We know you’ve got questions, and we’ve got answer - dead ass, no pun intended. This isn’t your grandma’s blog so tell “paw-paw” to chill out on the porch & light it.
The Intel Vault is a curated stash of rogue knowledge, tactical guides, tips + tricks, and digital hustle blueprints—some free, most locked down. If you’ve got questions, good. That means you’re still thinking and not brain dead. Here we break down what this place is, how it works, and why it’s not for everyone, respectfully.
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Curated archives of tips, guides, hacks, and underground knowledge—built for thinkers, hustlers, and survivors.
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Free members get access to select categories and highlighted posts. Premium members unlock the full archive, exclusive drops, and even some downloadable items.
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You’ll get a taste—Life Hacks, AI Prompts, and a few open files. But the real payload? That’s restricted. However, premium members get full access to the restricted archive, exclusive drops, and downloadable toolkits.
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Simple… Because you’re not here to scroll—you’re here to sharpen your edge. Get money + don’t get lost in the sauce! We can help with that!
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Yes. But once you’ve seen what’s inside, you won’t want to. Put that on the dead homies.
🕶️ SMOKING DEADS SERVICES
✍️ Ghostwriting + FREELANCE WRITING
- Songs • Memes • Scripts
- Articles • Social Captions
- Blog Posts • Story Drafts • Books
📱 Content Creation
- Memes • Infographics • Short-form Video
- AI Art • Concept Visuals
- Blog & Article Writing
🚀 Branding & Strategy
- Brand Voice • Identity Design
- Taglines • Slogans
- Content Calendars • Audience Growth
📢 Marketing & Promotion
- Social Media • Email Campaigns
- Ad Copy • SEO Writing
- Influencer Outreach Kits
🎨 Creative Consulting
- Storytelling Strategy
- Pitch Decks • Script Doctoring
- Campaign Creative Direction
🎭 Entertainment & Lifestyle
- Mixtape/Playlist Curation
- Event Theme Concepts
- Merch & NFT Ideas
📈 Business Services
- Business Plans • Proposals
- Investor Summaries • Pitch Copy
- Resume & LinkedIn Revamps
📚 Education & Learning
- Study Guides • Course Outlines
- E-book Ghostwriting
- Tutoring & Knowledge Summaries
💻 Web & Tech
- Website Copywriting
- Landing Pages • Product Descriptions
- Automation & AI Tools
🫂 FRIENDSHIP SERVICES
🧠 Mindset & Motivation
- Accountability Partner • Motivation Coach • Burnout Buddy
- Morning Routine Mentor
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- 💬 Accountability Partner – Daily check-ins, goal tracking, habit reinforcement
- ⚡ Motivation Coach – Pep talks, mindset resets, “get-your-life-together” energy
- 🔥 Burnout Buddy – Emotional support for overwhelmed professionals
- 🌅 Morning Routine Mentor – Text-based wake-up rituals & productivity nudges
💞 Dating & Relationships
- Dating Coach • Text Wingperson • Breakup Recovery Ally
- Situationship Strategist
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- ❤️ Dating Coach – Profile audits, message help, date prep
- 📱 Text Wingperson – Real-time texting advice & flirtation strategy
- 💔 Breakup Recovery Ally – Emotional triage, reframe scripts, glow-up plans
- 🔄 Situationship Strategist – Decode mixed signals & set boundaries
🧬 Lifestyle & Identity
- Lifestyle Coach • Confidence Companion
- Neurodivergent Navigator
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- 🎨 Lifestyle Coach – Fashion, fitness, vibe curation
- 🧠 Confidence Companion – Social anxiety support, public speaking prep
- 🧩 Neurodivergent Navigator – Friendship & life support tailored to ADHD/autism
🧭 Life Logistics
- Decision Supporter • Life Admin Buddy • Travel Companion (Virtual)
- Event Wingperson
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- ⚖️ Decision Supporter – Help with tough choices, pros/cons, gut checks
- 📂 Life Admin Buddy – Gentle nudges for bills, emails, and adulting
- ✈️ Travel Companion (Virtual) – Trip planning, itinerary hype, remote check-ins
- 🎉 Event Wingperson – Text-based support during parties, weddings, or networking
🎭 Social & Emotional Presence
- Virtual Bestie • Platonic Plus-One • Emotional Concierge
- Loneliness Coach
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- 💬 Virtual Bestie – Text-based companionship, memes, voice notes
- 🧑🤝🧑 Platonic Plus-One – IRL or virtual presence for events, dinners, or awkward family functions
- 🌟 Emotional Concierge – Custom pep talks, affirmations, mood boosters
- 🕊️ Loneliness Coach – Structured social connection plans and check-ins
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